10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977