10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"