10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson