10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Fold and live to fold again
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare