10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Fold and live to fold again
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.