10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.