10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.