10 Random Poker Quotes

I should have stayed home and played with myself.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
Never educate a stupid poker player.
Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
"My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
Poker is for fat, American losers.
Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
Poker is for loners.