10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.