10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow