10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks