10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)