10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "All-in, bitches!!!"