10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Welcome to kicker school
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo