10 Random Poker Quotes

• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "No river, no fish."
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez