10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Never educate a stupid poker player.