10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth