10 Random Poker Quotes

• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.