10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.