10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it