10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."