10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'