10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "No river, no fish."
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.