10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.