10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"