10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks