10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.