10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP