10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"