10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.