10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Fook the floosh droo!
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones