10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson