10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--