10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from