10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• im going to 2 out you to death