10 Random Poker Quotes

I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
"What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
"In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
"The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
"It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
Fold and live to fold again
How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe