10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• The all-in play works everytime but once.