10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Welcome to kicker school
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers