10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?