10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.