10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.