10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.