10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-