10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.