10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes