10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.