10 Random Poker Quotes

It's Free To Fold...
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.