10 Random Poker Quotes

• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.