10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow