10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "No river, no fish."
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Welcome to kicker school
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"